Allie's primary teachers last year really worked with their class on the Articles of Faith. Allie has them all memorized and is anxious to share them with whomever will listen. WELL, Allie must have been bored with the original 13, and during Sacrament Meeting decided to write her own--13 of them in fact. Here are a few of them
***We claim the privilege of giving people wedgies according to the dictates of their coolness and allow all men the same privilege to feel our Texas Wedgies.
**We believe in training bees, so they will distract people as we rob them .
**We believe in being hogs, totally rich, chased after by the cops, bewitched people of crimes, and in doing bad to all men. Indeed we may say that we follow the example of Osama; we believe in riches, we hate almost all things, and we have done many crimes and hope to do many, many, many more
I am not sure what possessed Allie to write these--What a crazy kid.
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